We Need to Laugh Sometimes

Lifesavers

A College Professor was doing a "research study", testing the senses of First-Graders using a bowl of fruit-flavored Lifesaver candies. He gave all of the children the same kind of Lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify the Lifesavers by Color and Flavor. The children began to say:

• "Reeeeedddd = Cherry!"
• "Yeelloooooww = Lemon!"
• "Grrreeeeeennnn = Lime!"
• "Orrrraaaange = Orange!"

Finally, the Professor gave them all Honey-flavored Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the Taste.

"Well, he said, I’ll give you all a Clue. It’s what your Mother may sometimes call your Father."

One little girl look up in Horror, spitting her Honey-flavored Lifesavers out, and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out - they’re "Assholes"!!!!!!

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